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So, sexual-massage—what’s the scoop? It’s this wild mix of touchy-feely goodness, y’all, where folks get all oiled up and—whew—things heat up quick! Ain’t just a regular backrub, naw, this one’s got *intent*, if ya catch my drift. I heard tell of this gal down in Nashville, swear she got a sexual-massage so good she wrote a dang country song bout it—called it “Slippery Hands and Whiskey Dreams.” True story! Ain’t that a hoot? Made me laugh til I bout cried—me, Dolly, sittin’ there imaginin’ myself tryna sing *that* on stage with my big hair bouncin’!